!Friday, August 25, 2006
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four million smiles, light up those faces, Singapore!
To submit a smile is no hassle, to write an entire argumentative essay IN CHINESE then read it out to the class and answer spontaneous questions is another. But I will get through it with my own efforts! ... and a bit of my tution teacher's help, I suppose.
Anyway today I have learnt that in the alternate-reality universe of personality tests and shrinks, if you draw a mouse on the middle of your page head facing left with four legs and large ears, you are:
1. Serious
2. Stable
3. Creative
4. A good listener.
Like wow, one stupid mouse-like doodle can change the way you perceive yourself forever. Someone sue the stupid personality test industry for coming up with the Mouse Personality Test.
AND ISO PICTURES! Thanks Grace!
So we play dress up as public relations managers so (hopefully) we get higher ISO grades.
NO HOLD ON...
We BETTER GET EXTRA POINTS!
I didn't walk up and down in HELL-HIGH HEELS for nothing, or squeeze myself into a blazer and don a tie! OR WEAR A FRIGGIN WEIRD SKIRT.
My hair's so messy and my tie! I look like someone who slept and drooled all over the office desk.